The fall of the Tory party

Trees and Coffee, is how I shall refer to her from now on

The question its self is one of those bullshit traps isn't it, as if we can't begin to legislate how industry operates unless we are all sorting our rubbish and using paper straws (themselves an issue for a fair few people)

The two Keiths that spring to mind are distinctly non-middle-managementy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Flint

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Richards

The question its self is one of those bullshit traps isn't it

Agreed. I remember Naughtie on the Today programme once interviewing the CEO of a company that was trying to build a big solar farm somewhere and spending the whole time grilling him on why he didn't have solar panels on his own roof.

You forgot https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Floyd

What we're uncovering here is not that Keith is a slur at all. It's actually a compliment.

That it's perceived as a slur would appear to betray an innate lack of self-belief.

Keiths are cool, clearly. If you think it's an insult, you should go out and meet more Keiths.

Yeah, I just enjoyed the word salad as she tried to wrestle back control of her brain.

'The (haunted) victorian pencil' for Mogg is a pretty funny nickname.

famous Keiths thread coming?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Moon

That's Les Dennis

That video of him in the pub is wild

Rees Mogg said they shouldn't attend COP because the hotel rooms are too expensive.

I only just found out about the weird video of him as a child saying how much he loves money to a french lady.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bp0Szk19J8&t=95s

I think we need one of two things to happen for the good of the country -
1 - general election (preferred option) get someone with a proper mandate in.
2- RS remains as PM until the scheduled election in a couple of years and the country gets some stability.
All this uncertainty isn’t doing anyone any good and there’s no hope of any medium to long term solutions all the while those at the top are wondering where the next brick is coming from.

continuing the cool Keefs

For every Richards or Moon there's a Chegwin or Harris out there too.

The accompanying drumbeat to Sunak's awful new video sounds very like Gary Glitter...

https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1585948057337733120

Please please please can these cunts fuck off

Am sure this twat would ask for an expresso

It's not actually this, literally

a few hundred left shitposters on Twitter calling him Keith

It's the attitude that stinks. What does this even mean?

It's funny that he really is a Keith

He's not and never has been called Keith. There's some weird left wing birther-style conspiracy that he was actually called Keith and had it changed when he was young but he didn't.

I share your disappointment that he's not better than he is. FWIW I think there are a few people within Labour who would make better leaders. But the calling him Keith thing is just childish.

Who are all the forum tories?

I don't mean actual literal Tories.

She'd defend absolutely anything apart from lifting a fucking finger

So what do you mean?

He regularly used to leave very large live crabs on the back seat of my Mum's soft-top car.

Euph?

There's some weird left wing birther-style conspiracy that he was actually called Keith and had it changed when he was young but he didn't.

Well, that's news to me. Maybe there are eight people out there think that, but the left tweeters I follow all say it comes from the autocorrect.

I agree it's childish, but it's hardly likely to derail his electoral prospects, is it? Does any undecided voter out there think: "Well, I was considering voting Labour, but some people on Twitter call the leader 'Keith', so perhaps I won't bother?"