Tour de France 2021

Getting a bit Austin Powers all this. There's not much space in a normal hub for such gubbins.

Nanotech though. And magnets. Possibly.

MGS4 Spoiler

God , are time trialists the most boring people on earth …. ?
Dan Bingham commentating today …. dreary as fuck …. are they all as bad as track sprinters … ?

CDA
drink

Carlton “dangle your hot balls in ice water” Kirby.

I might have made that up … a bit but we are beyond Partridge now.

All this aero-talk background noise.

I’ve just ordered a 340mm handlebar for my touring bike. Coincidence?

Rasch and Xandio were the ones laughing; Brad said they were behaving more like riders taking the piss out of a teammate than a DS.

Don’t call it a comeback, it’s been here for years!

WVA riding this TT like he’s angry with his bike. And the road.

Thomas rolled round today,
understandably given his Stage 1 dislocated shoulder. Is he and other Ineossers riding for RCav tmw?

Pog has certainly proved that he can handle being in the yellow jersey.

I've changed from an MVDP fanboi to a WVA fanboi during this tour. WVA for Paris Roubaix.

It's possible to like them both.

Lies.
One or the other.
We live in binary times.

They’re rivals so you’ve absolutely got to pick one in my opinion.

I’m an MVDP man all day long.

I prefer WVA but you’ve got to appreciate what MVDP brings to road racing. He is something else.

I'd rather see either of them win than Asgreen, for example, so I guess that is true.

Even if the tech did exist, the amount of people who'd have to be in on any mechanical doping project of that nature is huge and just one person spilling it would be catastrophic. I can't see it.

There have certainly been some eyebrow raising performances and it's been a slightly odd tour in a lot of ways.

I didn't know there are two employees on permanent duty at the Tour, whose job it is to turn the inevitable knob graffiti into butterflies.

They’ve got a real imagination with what they come up with https://youtu.be/UBJWqhgQrVc

Ha ha. That’s like an Armando Ianucci sketch.

WVA all day.

There was some deciding of JV, but 2 wins and a 2nd on GC ain't to shabby.

Movistar are basically bloggers now right?

3 stage wins. WVA twice and Sepp Kuss.