Hybrids / bad mountain bikes / insta wagons / bling rigids - please, i beg, no 700c 😩

Wanker bike members standing strong, forming bike watch union in the absence of suitable bike locking, and the sheer amounts of pedal bike present

Will keep an eye on the situation as the event continues

Seems to be a few gravel bike members in the crowd, hard to spot but the big glasses and fake moustaches give a tell tale sign

Hoping to slip in and grab a zeitgeist bag, slip out, without being caught by the functional bike counter protest

I have survived the sample sale, it kicked off as I ran out with a couple of bags, placards turned up such as

“Jan heine? Jan heinous”

And

“Bikes for the people, not for the wank”

Glad to be out tbqh

keep us updated

Well away from the hot zone now, into the dmz

On leaving I saw they only had barrel bags and top tube bags left, few frame bags and a couple of basket bags

The line was round the block, some people will not be feeling wizard and could have turned nasty as Peckhams finest wanker bikers were withheld wanker bags.

With tensions between them and the counter protest, one assumes we’ll be seeing water cannons on the 6pm news

Honestly, lucky to escape with my life riding out of there like this.

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Shocked to see a Garmin mount tbqh

its wahoo

It’s because I get lost and the top mount won’t fit on my fashionably short stem

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This is disqualified for its triple chainset, but gets an honourable mention for the audacity of listing all the bling brands on the top tube.

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Another sparkly Karate Monkey

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Nice

Sparkly Karate Monkey is a decent band name

Is that Jason McRoy's old bike? It looks a lot like the colour scheme he used to race.

Or a craft beer

Indeed! Even better beer name if you include the "another" prefix.

Continuing "bikes that could be craft beers" I present the Atomic Cheetah

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I wanted to get some “hybrid wanker” decals made for my bikes and enquired with my usual maker if they’d do custom sizing, they do, they also offered me a nice discount per decal for small batches (10-15)

They’ll most likely be black (my bikes are white), sized 15.6cm (w) x 1.5cm (h) and are decals, not stickers, so much better

Was thinking like £3? (Vinyl decals generally just cost more than stickers) Means 50% can go to a charity of some form? Maybe some good can come of this thread

If people want one let me know and I will gage interest

I also have some “lufguss” ones in talks with the same maker which will be the same model but proceeds to the forum

Sounds awesome. Would definitely be interested!

Sign me up for a "lufguss" !

I’m always keen for stickers!

Corner store chiller

Edit: original source with specs

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this is what @Maj should get and sell all other bikes