Settle an argument for me

I am amazed when my legs are shaved how much more quickly and easily I can towel myself dry after a shower. Has led me to consider all over laser hair removal.

Just use Veet.
Although be careful where you put it

The wiping yourself down after I can understand but @Bettini isn't the point of washing cleaning yourself?

I have mate who swears by wiping his arse with toilet roll after a shower

Your mate could benefit from a detachable shower head to really get in there. Or could learn to wash properly and stop being a filthy animal.

A former colleague insists on showering after taking a shit.

One of the joys of WFH is that shower is now always post morning constitutional. In the before times of commuting it'd be cycle to work, have a shower, breakfast and then it was time for the bog.

I lay on my belly and do my best impression of the Brown Bellagio fountains.

#amidoingitright

In lieu of a bidet it's a very strong choice I reckon

Not on your back with your legs in the air like a stranded, shitty beetle?

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Only if I'm on a balcony or some other elevated position.

We need tub girl’s feedback

Someone in my uni halls insisted on showering whilst taking a shit.

There used to be a phantom shower shitter at the gym I used in Piccadilly

Do you think they stood or sat whilst evacuating there bowels?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMIq25AhxEr/?igshid=q3l5pw10zwpl

has this thread been printed and presented to mrs light_EDDed to settle the argument

Any update on how that went?

How did I miss this shit. Also my ignore list has gone from 0 to everyone who stands.

How do you inspect your business if you sit? Shadow cast by your thighs and head must make it nearly impossible to view the poop properly.

I see more issues with sitting than standing. For that reason I’ll continue to stand

You're mad, you're fucking mad and fucking wrong, take your shitty arse away from here.

If you really want to look at it you can do a little raise off, but I wouldn't want to stand right up and smush everything together unless I was pretty sure it was a stealthy one wipe miracle or a rare two wipes and done.

Or massive and worth a peak.

But it doesn't all smoosh together. You don't have to stand to attention when you rise up from the seat.

It's fucking madness, although I think anyone reaching from the front, through the legs, past the dripping cock and dangling balls is worse, sat or inexplicably stood. I didn't even think that was a thing, I had a vague awareness of standers previous to this and knew they were wronguns but didn't realise there were further depravities.