MAJs gay bikes [she’s in her fitness era]

Great that it's rideable. Still like my idea 😅
Coulda ran 2 gears if the tooth count wasn't too different between the two.

+1 this.

Or a 'bikes fucking suck' sticker

BIKES FUCKING SUCK

?

Thank you @josh

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It’s perfect

Looks great!!

Lovely!
The chain should stay put now,
could the chain slap protection go away?

Could do but it looks hesh

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Gearing is nice tbqh

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Want new bike

Have box of exceptional, well curated parts to put on new bike

Trouble is I had the perfect bike made

So now rationalising any new bike is impossible

Do need something with gears tho

But gears look ugly

Motivation to buy bike with gears is low

Two issues combined means can’t conceptualise a different bike

All the bikes on insta do not look as good as my current bike

Don’t want discs

Don’t want 29r

Don’t want 650b

Don’t want 26r

Do I even want 700?

Maybe 35?

32?

Not 40s

It’ll all just ride like all the other 4130 frames I’ve sold and not enjoyed

Unlike this perfect bike I had made

Maybe a clone of this bike with gears?

But this bike was worse with gears

Should just sell the spare parts

Be done

By myself a Rick bomber and eytys blade boots with the proceeds

Look hot

Ride the big bike in them

Rohloff

By myself a Rick bomber and eytys blade boots with the proceeds
Look hot
Ride the big bike in them

My love for fashion is conflicting with my love for bikes. Right now the bikes are winning but I'm tired of looking like shit. I wanna look straight out of Rick's 2009 FW runway but be able to ride my bike more than 3 km in that, please enlighten me.

Is it time to make a spin-off of "stylish cycling kit"?

Funnily enough I have a black waterproof bomber jacket from defunct stylish cycling kit brand Huez which I feel does ok as a Rick cycling alternative.

Sounds like you could build a sub wanker. Might save money for fashion endeavours.

That looks better as a singlespeed. You almost make me want a rim brake bike

Belt drive Rohloff build, similar to what @goodhead said.

Or a standard geared mini velo!?

Maybe a Hesh Dawes kingpin!

Cargo bike?

Want multiple ratios? Could get a Paul Melvin and go 1x2.

Or do similar to the Homer, with gears and a dropper for the fun of it.

standard geared mini velo
Dawes kingpin

I support this

I think you're overthinking things

I love my dawes King pin tbf. Wicked little thing to ride

Thread title pls

Get a genesis vagabond

This one?

nah too small

fucking hell, 22 watchers. People are delusional.

dibs bar tape if split

it is awful, slippery