Live, Laugh, Love.

my friend bought some blank cards (for thank yous and birthday, that sort of thing) with a swirly marble pattern.
Little did she know the front was littered with "all we have is now" messages.

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Double whammy

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This is destined for the charity shop... Sad times.

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This is the reception of the hotel I'm in...

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Is there some trite and irritating reason why the alphabet has no letter Y in it?

Creator's lack of wyzdom?

Like everything else in China, "no why"

"Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish."

Starve to death?

Can we have this on the wall pls?

no y, i think i know why
it's a card aimed at the female gender obvs, celebrating their unique chromosome pairing

Well spotted.

Very good indeed. :)

good.

Modern Toss did it better: A Partridge In A Swear Tree

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I think the correlation between people who would actually buy that and also read the museings of an alcoholic postman is pretty low?

Dredging a comment as I've just discovered this thread but the house we've bought has these work tops. We'll be looking to "upcycle" them in some shape or form. Probably means a trip to the dump at some point

I would imagine that 99% of the people who would buy this for their home wouldn’t even get to his surname before deciding it’s their kind of thing. They probably think he’s one of the lifestyle gurus off of This Morning

Available on my Etsy

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Hmm...

https://www.jubly-umph.com/

LLL for people who think they're above Living, Laughing and Loving.

Spot on.

For extra lols I asked a mate who is not the sharpest who Charles Bukowski was earlier on and his answer was “the little green cunt off Monsters Inc innit”

Send him this?

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It cooked my brain a bit tbh.