Chat about Novel Coronavirus - 2019-nCoV - COVID-19

Makes sense, weld all entrances shut and set up a couple of 571-C sentries, should hold it back for a few mins

Guys, in all seriousness, if a Chinese people cough (covering their mouth with tissue / flexed elbow properly) in front of you, what would your reaction be?

I have very bad asthma and it’s the cough type so I cough a lot and I have been increasingly self aware of when coughing in public. If I can hold I would but it’s not easy.

Hopefully, "that's decent of them. I wish they'd teach proper coughing to everyone else"

Most likely "Ew, coughs and sneezes"

Hope I don't think "corona! Burn them! I'm going to die"

There’s how people like to think they’d react and then there’s their actual internal dialog/unconscious or outward reaction.

Have you noticed people reacting weirdly?

I got some weird look from a mother + school kid pair the other day, but there were at least a good 5-6 meters away from me.

So nothing bad yet but I am, understandably, a bit worried. I don’t mind the dirty look but I do mind very much the crazies.

Fuck all. It happens.

Was in muswell hill costa and someone (white female) on the table opposite was sneezing, no covering and coughing. I just left the costa.

Reality, be careful the fucking backward are alive and well.

Were you being checked out? Or maybe I wish I could be as awesome. Think positive.

Or carry a bell and shout unclean, then you get whole areas to yourself.

Yes, but it could also be the fact that I had cheesecake and was offering to the people I was talking to. So maybe they were jealous? Should have walked toward them and offer them a piece too while coughing... 🙄

Coughing and spluttering all over a big slice of cheese cake😂

Want a slice? 😬

Go on then with extra virus please

Working for a more or less big corporation we get now virus info mails instead of head count reduction mails (well maybe because they’re thinking now natural selection will happen) - even two bigger meetings were canceled now. Last mail I got was about packages from China, but that would fit to the other thread!

I’d have to lick it and well as cough then... still want it? 🤣

🤢🤣

My old team are doing the health protection and surveillance on this. On the one hand I'm sad to not be involved. On the other, I'm glad I'm not.

From our nursery.
It never rains...

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Sigh. Just in time for half term

same symptoms as COVID19?

• conspiracy theorists unite!
  
  

Speaking of conspiracy theories, my colleague is spouting bullshit that its Bill Gates who released the virus as he has the antidote.

As soon as I say anything she shouts me down with MANSPLAININ' MANSPLAININ'

Who the fuck are these people you work with?!

I heard China released the virus dna to everyone so vaccine? Not just Sunny Bill.

Totally wrong. This is a chemically engineered weapon by the North Koreans. That’s why they don’t have any cases there.

Its another Twitter and Facebook hoax that some morons seem to be lapping up.

dont you pay them a lot to NOT use comic sans?!

top use of comic sans tho. kerning is on point as well.

/edit o jinx lol

do some work!