Chat about Novel Coronavirus - 2019-nCoV - COVID-19

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Just need some really long rolled up notes.

By using the size of bank notes relative to their denomination as an analogue for income disparity, we may have just solved the relationship between inequality and positive covid 19 cases.

https://twitter.com/MaxCRoser/status/1353126914374971392?s=19

Imagine if we had £1 notes, explains the US issues.

Imagine if we had £1 notes, explains the US issues.

/calls The BMJ.

why is everyone talking about rolled up notes? is this about drugs?

i miss the drugs.

Yes :) with a toddler assistant

I miss drugs, toddler assisted or not.

As a population, we suck. Am amazed at the control comments about wearing a mask. Still think too many people took the piss, especially cummins and they way he was defended means we are fucked.

Was funny as the other day masked guy walk in to sainsburies and steals a few drinks and snacks and walks out. Guard was on break, no one did anything. Not even the staff. Don't blame them.

More express....with added daily nazi.

Or do the drugs alter you....

Theyre young and stupid and don't know the consequences of their actions and have no sense of delayed gratification.

It's not doing coke in a bathroom is the key, I'm sure they could do it at home in their bathrooms if they wanted too.

is the key

nice

Useful thread on why there's no need to be worried about single doses of vaccines:-

https://twitter.com/DoctorChrisVT/status/1346104040804016130

is the key

nice

I draw a line that you insinuate I know what You're talking about

Well, when you're at home, surely more comfortable on your coffee table while watching Bridgerton?

Is drawing a line what you do before the £50 note gets rolled up?

Bridgerton

What's bridgerton?

on your coffee table

... Off the nipples of a hooker...

Anyway, would you watch TV? Is it a TV drug?! Surely that's a reefer rather?

Anyway this is about covid and not the fun times

Here is the BMJ report - https://www.bmj.com/content/372/bmj.n18.

Draw your own conclusion.

I've heard of off breast or off cleavage but not off nipples before.

I thought it was a misspelling brigadoon, from the Waterboys - Whole of the moon.

I saw the rain dirty valley You saw Brigadoon

I thought we were socially distancing?
Only Netflix for company...

Shout at your neighbours through the wall high on crack is the only way then

An improvement on the heavy breathing and swearing on the turbo then.

An improvement on the heavy breathing and swearing on the turbo then.

There you go! Coke binge on a turbo!