Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Take it as a cue for everyone to update their bum worm medicine.

I really enjoyed answering the "any other medication" questions one time when giving blood ~10+ years ago. No place to hide in one of those mobile vans and people trying not to smirk when I explained that Mebendazole was for bum worms.

Luckily I have almost zero shame.

Shame is what perpetuates things like bum worms.

But harsh. I saw Shame play live a few years back and they were quite good tbf.

(6Music dad joke)

Sometimes I will get a steak. I’m not a sandwich person, I don’t think sandwiches are a real food

no such luck over here in the colonies

cyclist is a cunt for busting him using phone while stationary. I'd be cool with it

my least awful choice is Singapore Airlines

I've always been something of a car guy

I had 110k worth of work done all done on a handshake and no contract

Why shouldn't you be using a mobile phone even when stationary?

Was the zero shame why you got bum worms in the first place?

Zero shame being what causes people to have children?

Isn't having sex the cause of most children, not shame?

it's good enough for a 90k car

I normally allow other people to break in my leather footwear

it’s in Spain but can be sold/shipped through other secure channels to avoid taxes and trouble

I'll have this posh

I want(ed) to be a hipster.

Guilty as charged. I only employ staff with size 9.5 feet for this reason.

double fuck Labour

I'm just putting this here as a place holder for "contacts in the judiciary" or "my friend in the Lords"

Have at me.

You have friends in the Lords? Why have you never mentioned that before?

Lol

I also have Jason Donovan's mobile number but I don't shout about that one.