Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

I didn't get any of the abbreviations in that - so I'd best get out before asked to leave

Loool. Rep!

If that's not a piss take quote then this thread needs locking and burning.

looks like I’m still winning at £75, which is a serious bid.

Luckily they were gold fabric not metal

My three. 1996 Maserati Ghibli 2.8 twin turbo GT, 1999 Alfa Romeo GTV 3.0 24v Busso, 1996 Jag 4.0 straight 6 with supercharger.

I have ~70% equity in my flat

You can remove the Jag as that is an xjr and they are in banger price territory and so is the Alfa...

move the Jag

the costs so far are £6,835.56

the Jag

Or leave it generating wealth

LL = land lord
TDL = to do list

Having just paid a "guttering specialist" £120 to possibly fix the gutter down pipe...after my OH spotted that he'd incorrectly diagnosed the issue (£270 to replace the corner), my point still stands. Houses are a pain in the arse.

I wish I had somewhere to store a fuck off big ladder so I didn't have to pay for the privilege of rolling the dice on a builder of whatever ilk probably not turning up so they can probably not do what I've paid them to do.

No need to quote the above. Everyone can just imagine it in grey illatlic.

the privilege of rolling the dice

TLD = to do list

erm...

No idea what you're talking about.

I've just put a few bags into one

🎣

haha, I had no idea that came from you,, all are obvious now I've been told - [tot up the job list for the ladder a good triple 30' ~£350 can be stored outside]

I feel the responsible reminder to say here is if you keep a ladder down the side of your house, make sure it’s locked to something solid with a big chain. Otherwise you’re going to come home one day to find some fucker has used it to break into your house.

That said, back to the bar lads 👍

I've got one of these
https://www.midlandladders.com/product/Ladders/Laddersgiant-ladder-system/5-rung-little-giant-velocity-2-p-2873

Firs under a bed and is remarkably solid. Pretty heavy though

There’s some decent telescopic ladders out there as well. Not light but much more compact and can also be stored inside. Haven’t heard of one that’s 30’ though.

Classic GC ladder chat chaps

Must be a big bed to have Firs underneath it.