Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Came straight here to make sure it got registered at the club bar.

Thirded.

I haven't seen it, but would put huge money on it not being "pretty good".

I love lobster

It’s 75% Boycies and Delboys in golf clubs

Does the castle come with a title?

£1m to spare

a friend's (owner of a very nice restaurant close-ish to the property on sale) mate is selling their castle.

I don't think any of that entire sentence needed subbing, tbh

I have about £75k liquid assets

I have about £75k liquid assets

New kitchen time?

That's a lot of booze.

the conservative party could become useful again

they have been sat in our wood store

I for one welcome the Conservative party

I deserve that.

i went to see Ryan Adams on Sunday

tbh i thought golfers were more Bryan Adams.

anyhoo...

i got my first real 6 string
bought it in the five and dime....

I deserve that.

had already thought 'that's not a trebuchet'.

Just over 200m2

They're 6yo (…) they like silver and gold.

Only the other day they turned to me and said with a knowing look beyond their years, "when there's blood in the streets..."

I cried tears of joy.

This sounds like the opening lyrics to a soft metal song:

Well, they're 6 years old
They like silver and gold
And they turned to me
Talkin' blood in the streets

Immigration is the single biggest issue in English politics