Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Needs dry robe…

all my other (£40k) kitchen purchases, including the dishwasher and Miele combi microwave.

royalty in brown shoes! come on

Went into the dentist

few druggies and dog on string dole scum

why do people feel the need to have tattoos

We want privatised health care

I have only played golf

Out of context, perfect for this thread. What is wrong how many years of no or low investment does it need before we know Tories hate this socialist ideal.

Yeah I know, it is something that really gets to me. The idea of free health care is brilliant. How many of us are here because of the NHS wonderful care?

Sorry not having a pop, just my socialist ways.

Congrats. Also I apologise for my earlier comment.

My earlier reply was being very thin skinned.

Do I get on this thread for never playing golf, apart from on someone else's video game system.

Our house came with four hybrids

Barbour Gamefair from 1996 in Rustic Brown. Three crests, storm collar, moleskine handwarmer pockets. Thornproof, medium heavyweight. Super condition, recently rewaxed by Barbour.

Again?

my home filing cabinets

I've not found a decent garlic in months

Personally I think the Tories are getting my vote

Bizarre and excellent

amazing!

What do people's cleaners do in a 2hr sesh?

Can't get em to dust

My god the 'pre cleaner clean' really fucks me off

Bulldog just outside

helicopter

Personally I think the Tories are getting my vote.

It was worthy of appearing twice.