Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

after switching my Colnago to Campagnolo (had to be done)

not sure it can be compared to Vitsœ. I guess it would be fine for small collections.

You making fun of Dieter Rams? Really?!?

my new m340i touring

Sorry. Fish in a barrel.

I know someone who’s selling a Mercedes SLR for 135k

Have you met the general public?

I have a big cupboard

Think I've had Beak

I took a wander to Waitrose recently

DQ. You're not allowed to edit. Anyway, it was perfectly GC as it was.

Capital gains allowance is £6k per person per year. I've become quite expert on this recently.

The unwritten rule is never double button [a suit]

I smoke a few sides every year for Christmas

my architect

My farmer.

I'm turning into a fucking tory

Time for another trip to the accountant.

jettisoning stock

My father launched a Polaris

you'd need a household income of ~$250k to live what I'd think of as a standard UK middle class lifestyle

Unless it has 3 buttons, in which case middle gets buttoned, top sometimes gets buttoned, bottom never gets buttoned.

It always strikes me as such a waste of time and buttons to put them on there to start with, if everyone knows never to use them

That should be enough for a boozy evening on the deck.

Unless it has 3 buttons, in which case middle gets buttoned, top sometimes gets buttoned, bottom never gets buttoned.

Tbf this is a wholly accurate assessment.

On most jackets produced these days you physically can’t use them all. On high quality jackets you can unbutton and roll up the sleeves, whereas on mass produced jackets the sleeve is sewn permanently shut.