Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

It was a proper one too, not a rebranded travelodge. On their birthday every member of staff we interacted with said happy birthday to them. It was the sort of place that made you understand why people stay in hotels.

We were clearly not their typical guest. When we asked for directions to the metro we were met by horror and it was politely suggested we might prefer a car. When we explained we'd already used it there was a look of shock and awe on the concierges face.

At the end of the day, an experienced Chinese chef would out cook me

Hmm, I'm not sure being self aware enough to recognise your own limitations is particularly golf club is it?

Not sure that's what that is though.

oversized bottles

More wine. What's not to like. etc

Don't think it is tho, unfortunately, I think they meant "funny shaped"

It was agreed in the last residents meeting

Aren't residents' meetings for people who don't hold property?

Is that an entry to the thread or a question?

At the end of the day, my experienced Chinese chef would cook for me

I prefer this enhanced version

Wrong place to post.

This has become the "quoted out of context" thread

whats the best way to sell my mum and dads golf clubs, the things you hit the ball with, not acres and acres of prime green belt land with well manicured lawns and holes dotted randomly here and there

should i just hang round the bar ?

mum and dads golf clubs […] acres and acres of prime green belt land with well manicured lawns and holes dotted randomly here and there

How about not to be quoted from?

I thought we weren’t allowed to interact with @lynx

The original author has already responded and is clearly not offended. Puzzled by your thinking.

You are assuming thinking as opposed to confused drunk posting

see for reference the posh tenants management group that persistently ignored the residents group at grenfell. however Tenants management organisations are more typically mixed lease holders and council tenants together, democratically with less frequently private renters too. Definitely not golf club, I can 100% vouch for that.

Need to remove the would and pluralise the cook.

Is there a equivalent of Michelin stars for Chinese cooking?

EDIT: cookery?

You know there are Chinese chefs and restaurants with Michelin stars

Really? From recollection the first few Michelin stared restaurants in china were for french food not Chinese.

So once again, is there an equivalent of Michelin stars for Chinese food. Cos I ain't seeing chicken feet or pigs intestine, or pangollin on Michelin stared restaurant menu in china.

Michelin starred restaurants that serve foods we Western people feel are inappropriate?

EDIT - this is not intended as racist comment.

sorry to hear your internet is broken.
https://bucketlistjourney.net/chicken-feet-michelin-star-restaurant-hong-kong/

https://elizabethonfood.com/content/1528/2/The_Clove_Club_inLondon-_1_Michelinstar.html

https://guide.michelin.com/en/article/dining-out/supper-series-late-night-spots-for-pig-s-organ-soup