Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Whole post is a massive flex (starting as advice given in response to a 5 year old post) think here is as good a home as any. Perhaps a better home than where it originally took up residence, too, given how badly it's derailed that thread.

This thread is for anything, the more out of context the better, that sounds vaguely golf club.

Don’t think the link posted was accurate (or at least, wasn’t for me). It was a later one where a 60yr old guy was talking about having a few 30yr olds lined up, but his wife was ‘probably still the better choice’

Yes, the link was to the page rather than the specific post.

Halfway through that I have more house and young women than I can handle post, I am very happy it ended up in here.

I get ads for gilfs in my area ;)

Personalised marketing FTW

Well I did meet a 28 year old grandmother the other day

Which app did you use?

Not an app real life. In Iceland food warehouse....we met at the turkey dinosaurs freezer section;)

Random lady in queue at Lidl checkouts not self serve

Membership rescinded

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30k sheds

That was funny, I read it in a sarcastic tone of voice.

Lidl sell golf stuff....

my swimming pool

cheaper than an escort

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I rarely get punctures anyway

I just have a small liebherr wine storage fridge. My M&D have a couple of eurocaves that must be 30+ years old

Most of my woollen garments are stored in moth proof bags.

garments

you can’t trust labour to be financially responsible.

Technically, true on all counts.

Is there a badge for finally making it on this thread?

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