Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Our house is huge and location is wonderful and I’m very happy with our choices

That payslip is mad! But yeah, footballers have to be staff otherwise you get into the type of mess that saw Rangers demoted to the Third Division?

I’ve got fairly extensive experience of roof mounted and tow bar

I’ve driven a 7m Motorhome towing a race car on a trailer through there.

some of you know my bedtime is very late

Who is performing on a webcam?

And who are the watchers?

This wins the thread

Weirdest golf club chat ever

we preferred his shots to the £££ award winning official photographer that we had hired.

i read the Daily Mail

Obviously

I was just listening to a podcast where a Tory MP said

The bonus of a full size trolley is you can fit a folded Brompton in whilst doing your shopping.

What strange golf club is this where members have a Brompton rather than a Jag?

And don't have their veg boxes and posh ready meals delivered.

And don't have the wife do that -their veg boxes and posh ready meals delivered.

Used to have the ex-wife do that / now get it delivered / now don't bother with vegetables

Lol

I have 3 large trees and a massive conifer in my garden

They ride it from the Jag across the carpark from the "Family" bays to the shop doors, obvs.

A lot of green in the last few days

I've already got one

spotted them yesterday and pulled the trigger

I’m hoping that they’ll pair well with shorts, workwear cream wool socks and sleeveless cardigans as has been my go to for a few years