Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Reporting in from the front lines.

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Woldingham?

Yep!

Woldingham?

Guilt by knowledge

Didn't you once hit a 72 there?

It was a 72-year old who wouldn't give him an 18-inch putt.

On my side I was a school friend of Paul Casey who is a major golfist now apparently. He's ignored my requests for cash. csb etc

I have never played there, but have ridden through it since time immemorial - or at least before NCN 21 even existed.

My golf experience is limited to once Photoshopping Darren Clarke to remove a cigar and add even more of my employer's logos.

My golf experience

my postman

Actually I remembered I did go to Pebble Beach clubhouse once. But not for the golf.

While we're confessing, I'll put it out there that I was the captain of the junior team at our local golf club for a couple of years. A crappy 9-hole course in east Antrim, and we got beaten hollow every week, but still...

caviar is a staple in my house

Well, that will never hold paper together.

The words you left off at the beginning made it more golf club.

Ramsey's aubergine caviar is a staple in my house

That's half the fun.

I pay 40% tax

Not 45? povvo

wasn’t it good?

All the expensive Lego sets I buy are shipped from the EU

(have a Rolex but never use it)

The place I quite like the look of in terms of location and size is $5,500 per month unfurnished for a 1,400 sq-ft apartment, and that's cheap

Can I self nominate? I have the most expensive car in the car park.

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(have a Rolex but never use it)

Bah, I've got 4 Omegas and a Tag Heuer Monaco that have sat in a drawer unworn for about 4 years.