Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

I asked the golf club bar steward if I could settle my tab with the pension - he said no funnily enough. I'll come back when I'm 75 and I might have it by then hopefully...

That's nice. If you jump off the Gherkin they have put a nice squishy mattress on the next building for you to land on.

I was gifted this champagne box off here a while ago and have finally got round to getting the chap in the village to convert it into a watch box

Obvious low hanging fruit, good job I didn’t refer to him as “the artisan in my village”

Tbh “chap” is more golf club.

‘my artisan’
;)

'wallah'

I used to know a real life golf club chap who referred to people as 'chap-heads' or 'shag'

Maybe sourdough toast in a pinch.

Ah yes, the two genders

I'm Richmond adjacent

I'm getting a Tesla through my limited company

I would rather not pay additional stamp duty / capital gains.

considering restructuring my BTLs into a limited company

Going to a golf club on Sunday, so if the glove fits...

It'll just be a carry all the time in a coat pocket camera. For times I don't want to have a Fuji or the Leica around my neck.

I can read

Feel like for once a full quote is deserved

... , and claimed the company charger allowance, and will be paying minimal P11D.
Not considering restructuring my BTLs into a limited company at the moment because I would rather not pay additional stamp duty / capital gains.

If you jump off the Gherkin they have put a nice squishy mattress on the next building for you to land on.

Nah, I reckon you’d bounce off the Bevis Marks Mattress end up splat on the Aldgate Tap

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Lady from Lightweight confused me on this. I did register 2 sets (4 wheels)…

spondoolies

I'd bet a significant sum of money

I cheque-booked that I'm afraid, went to a company that specialises in re-trimming vehicles and paid them quite a large amount of money.