Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

My ex and me

My ex and me

Chapeau Ed 😄

£4.80 for an espresso, which is reasonable

Lol!

It was a double. And I had the use of a chair. And all the staff put on protective gloves before touching anything which I was going to touch. I never found out why. Maybe to do with how seldom I shower? The body cleans itself if you stop washing. But perhaps I smell terrible and have stopped noticing?

All context is meaningless in this thread you flamboyant Bon viveur.

I am also trustee of a hugely popular and successful club

I didn't have the flambée, or the viveur. There are limits.

My male cousin married into a family who were starting a wedding venue so they used it.
The brides family, as is traditional, paid for the wedding (and used the photos on the new website).
The grooms family paid for the champagne and supplied it. The brides family charged my Aunt and Uncle corkage.

My male cousin

…….will not bite…….will not bite……fail

It’s important to establish that he is male because the story involves traditions of which family pay for what.

Now put the phone down and pick up your polo mallet again Loz

It's literally the cheapest EV on the market

Ha ha, I was more riffing on the trope of describing someone as "my such and such". Hope you're well James! I'd love to pick up MY polo mallet soon but I'm just too busy/tired/lazy.

I'm just too busy

That's it, I'm flouncing.

I'm flouncing.

Ive bought a topstone 4 to leave in France

I can get you in there it is members only.

nice subtle entry!

I sold a few thousand CDs last year.

Granny has £200k

Fucking finally! :D

Daughter got a new iPad, pen and keyboard earlier in the year. Total cost was £1000+

You have to wonder why a 3 year old needs all that