Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Having just checked out the top 10 Indian bicycle brands, I am delighted not to have an Indian winter bike either.

Organising my wedding for May next year. I know it shouldn't come as a surprise, but still shocked at some of the marquee quotes I've received so far. I don't suppose any has any suggestions/recommendations for vibey festival style tents that may be available at less than the £16k I've just been quoted by one company...

I did actually laugh out loud.

I have had a significant amount of work done to my house in the last few months (a 6 figure sum)

we had 60 people at the ivy

OP has since gone “full golf club”.

more like full on meltdown

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"honestly my day rate is so expensive you couldn't afford me mate"

nice pool

yes- thanks!

it's been valued at 30% more than I paid for it last year.

And I'm not delusional as I'm sitting in my kitchen diner extension which cost me, including the kitchen, about 50k. and I'm really happy with it

Amazing value - only 10k for the rest of the extension after paying for the kitchen.

Not sure you've grasped the concept of this thread mate, but keep trying, maybe you'll get there one day.

We’re probably going to be ordering an MG4 this week to replace the wife’s Zoe.

Not sure you've grasped the concept of this thread mate, but keep trying, maybe you'll get there one day.

We're looking at 180 people. My assumption had been that not many venues (we'd want to get married in) could be done for less than a marquee

Go abroad.

Better weather. Better food. Better booze. Cheaper.

Idk what the deal is now, but I remember someone rating Portugal for all inclusive venues.

Ha. Fuck off. It's literally the cheapest EV on the market and is replacing a car crash write off.

Try harder next time.

the wife’s

.>>>>>>>>>>>

my wife rented a Chateau in France

tbf I was thinking that would land me my first entry.

Taking 180 friends and family abroad is proper golf club gold!

Sweet that you're still trying, but that's another swing and a miss.

The guiding principle to this wedding is budget. Don't wanna (read: can't) spend loads, don't want to ask friends and family to spend loads either.