Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Fred west, five pounds pls

It has some power tools, some polythene sheets and a freezer...
Not flooded yet, mind.
Disappointingly poor first entry compared to [my] historic posts. Will try harder.

It has some power tools, some polythene sheets and a freezer...

Presumably also a bathtub full of acid

Having been a director

my boat

comfortable and at Balmoral.

Lol I was going to joke that this sounds like news of a dead queen

I’m in hospitality with an open bar

I stayed at Balmoral once.

I am thinking of getting one of these for my boat.

Loved Liz

My friend, who is deputy head at a private school in a pretty conservative area

If we’ve got one thing out of the queen dying it’s some quality golf club admissions.

It's what she would've wanted.

Two grand would barely buy you a real mink fur hat

I have more unearned wealth from the property market so I need a tax break

masterful decontextualisation :-D

My police force

It appears they buy clothes from the super market

It appears they buy clothes from the super market

For context ( which is not the point of the thread) I buy my clothes from charity shops.

I buy my clothes

I buy

Hi Mate

I think you cured me.
Cheers mate

Great chat!