Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

For those times when you want to open letters with your butt plug? There's niche.

absolutely - and eating them raw was an 18th century equivalent of the Tide pod detergent-eating dare, but pre-tiktok

in fact i'm going to call oysters 'tide pods' from now on

Fucking bullshit, it is fishponds

Your very own pond, well golf.

For anyone doubting how much of a desirable location Fishponds is, here is the Fishponds fish.
(It's just over the road from Morrisons)

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I liked oyster before I read the book. Think it is like brussel sprouts, some like them some don't. There is a thing (cyanide? the defence mechanism to stop them being eaten) in sprouts that some do not like.

@chez_jay Yeah lets not think about what prawns eat.

It took me so long (years) to realise what it was, for ages I thought it was some weird old chimney

I always wondered why it was on its nose, until someone pointed out it's supposed to be diving in to a pond - with waves on the base.

I love the way it's half tucked behind some trees off to the right, as if it's embarrassed of how shit it is.

Always thought it was a butt plug

Why not both?

Don’t let your dreams be dreams

Anything’s a butt plug if you’re brave enough

Are we back on oyster knives again

😂😬

Ah, my Grandad’s epitaph

God bless him

Which god?

I'm going for Om....

12 st ewe rich yolk eggs, 2 sticks of netherend butter, 320g barbers cheddar, 200g bacon, 2 pints of whole milk

Extra large omelette.

Milk in an omelette? You heathen.

It’s missing some truffles.

yeah, the milk is an error but golfist ≠ chef

To be fair, sounds like it could be an epic quiche…

That’ll make like some kind of cheesy bacon custard?

Souffle if you please

Ocado stitched me up proper this morning, no slaw and no bbq sauce in my order