Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

If only they delivered to E17

On our bit of trout stream

Technically they do! You just have to cook it yourself.

Hoist. Petard. Own!

Was just about to book two weeks in Switzerland as usual but a friend suggested that we try a ten day ski tour in Lapland instead

👀

my chauffeur

I have two enormous olives trees in pots in my garden

Ha !

pssshhhh, Chatel ain't golf club

all skiing is golf club

Someone talk me through the approved selection criteria for quoting in here, please. :-)

post something, then if someone gets real defensive, you've hit a hole in one

hole in one

pls keep actual golf patter out of the golf club thread

Ha!

the musette is the perfect size for fitting a 1kg tin of Perelló olives

At $999 each they seem like a really great value proposition

Love this

Yep.

I had a nasty but ultimately not too worrying crash in a half pipe at the olympic park in Calgary

I was going to post that one earlier

Ha, delighted to have made it here.

I guess that's what happens if you make millions but only know B&Q.

Ah man, can't believe I missed all the cheese chat last month. I need to log in more often.
I was a cheesemonger for nearly 20 years and have sorted out prizes for the Urban Hill Climbs, CSG Roadmans and the odd Lufgussian wedding.
The Cheeseboard was one of my customers and I once bumped into Stonehedge and sold him some cheese one Christmas, CSB etc.
Now I ride gears and sell chocolate I feel like my username is a sham.