Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Haven't we got a cheesemonger on here?

@Cheesecake_intl although I haven't seen him post for yonks

@FixedCheese

beautiful

@FixedCheese I think was/is (although havent seen him ‘on here’ in quite some time)

Our cheesemonger?

my cheesmonger.

Your a cheesemonger

Coming late to this but Tottenham has a cheesemonger and a cheesemakers as well. So there.

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csb alert

@FixedCheese helped us decide on the cheesetower for our wedding. He was unable to see the final result as he was away at a cheese festival in Italy. Serious dedication to cheese that.

/csb

cheesetower

cheese festival

cheese

I once asked a cheesemaker to show me his secret ingredient
He said," No Whey!"

That. Is. A. Disgrace.

Truss (tm)

My brother invented a cheese based game years ago.....
'What cheese am I ?'
You had to guess what cheese a person was based on their facial expression.....
Very niche, and was very difficult to judge as there was no cheese/facial expression reference.

What cheese would you use to hide a donkey?

Marscapone for small horses.

What cheese do you use to encourage a Panda?

Camembert pronounced awkwardly

I take it to the launderette to be ironed

I think it's way more golf club to own your own iron and ironing board. I live in a communist country, abolish all private property!

Well that certainly adds a different perspective. Where do you live?

Hats has been lying about living in China all this time and now it turns out it's actually some
communist country.

A mate of mine caught someone trying to steal his motorbike and he got a bit spiteful with a golf club and is currently awaiting trial

They did the cakes of cheese for both my weddings.