Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

the only person i have met and instantly liked on here was @fussballclub

Love that guy

When people "on here" fall out, I feel sad.

Lol, glad I’m not the only one. It’s like watching your parents fight.

Ah, I do love it when my forum is on full form.

i have met @youramericanlover
Best day of my life
Likewise. What a gem.
He's not gonna sleep with you bro!

Get your filthy hands off, he's my American lover.

I do love if when

I prefer it when if was but each to their own

I prefer it when if was but each to their own

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Ah, I do love it when if was my forum is on full form

I'm clearly not on full form. Fixed. :)

As opposed to geared?

I've edited my post.

As opposed to loose. :)

Don’t let it get you down Nef, the last few years I’ve been working for a firm that lists me as a ‘hand worker’ (living in Germany). In Berlin you get that ‘looked down upon attitude’ but outside of the city they love it! Had to get a visa because of Brexit and was shocked how impressed they were that I was a manual labour worker. Most of the clients I deal with are folk that have bought apartments ranging from 1m to 4m€ and the crap and attitudes I have to deal with is sometimes ridiculous (often a tad rude). I always wear an old hi viz jacket, dirty overalls etc so they take me seriously 😂. It’s that whole judging a book by its cover type thing until they notice I’m wearing a Rolex Batgirl and drive a Rangey Autobiography as the company car.

‘hand worker’

Well, as you know, that just means 'craftsperson', and "Handwerk" is actually a very positive term in German.

I did see, I was querying why they’d replace ‘if’ with ‘it when if was’.

I’m wearing a Rolex Batgirl and drive a Rangey Autobiography as the company car.

come on, man. jeeez.

"Handwerk" is actually a very positive term in German.

Can’t tell if straightforward or if it’s another ‘genuinely caring’ double entendre. 🤔

And finally back to the ‘back to the overheard at the golf club bar’….
I’m not allowed to use the classic mk1 rangey at work anymore 😢

I was making a joke about Oliver’s typo, not suggesting a plausible correction. It wasn’t a very good joke, I wouldn’t worry about it.

Dorks

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I've still got that T-shirt somewhere.

"Handwerk"

My second favourite German synth band

My favourite artisanal German synth band.

THE second favourite German synth band.

DAS second favourite surely.

Remember an associate praising the quality of the handwerk he experienced when visiting the Reeperbahn on a business trip to Germany, felt very cringe, made only slightly better by him referring to them as the handwerker not my handwerker

You losers have waaaaaay too much time on your hands...