Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

I used to work as a sheep farmer

Trying to buy a 2019-2020 ski pass for Morzine and the site has fallen over. Anyone know if this is typical? Will they all be gone if I pop out for coffee?

You’ll be relieved to know I bought a couple ages ago.

Morzine

Poorzine more like. Amiright?

Zermatt 4 eva.

Only if Chalet Les Anges is available

Of course. Too many Russians at the Zermatterhof these days.

Just started typing a message about why I dont like the Zermatterhof and then remembered which thread we're in. I'll close the door on the way out.

Based on my Zermatt tendencies I probably should be here either. @Cycliste and I often stay at the Hotel Antika annexe in Zermatt, the basement rooms having all the charm of an underground bunker but which has the benefit of being cheap. It's not exactly a looker either:

Wow didn't take this thread long to become the thing it's allegedly ripping the piss out of.

/Golfclap

Ha! Just saw this and think it’s one of mine. Not entirely sure how slaving away in the hills for 16 hours a day through bleak Welsh winters for next to nothing slots into a thread predominantly about cunts in Porches but I’ll take it!

im actually really ashamed of this thread but I should have seen it coming

I like trying to pretend find it funny but most of the time I have no idea what anyone’s saying

Move to Switzerland.

Oh come on. People who move to Switzerland don't play golf.

People who move to Switzerland don't play golf.

They are golf.

this thread isn't a joke, it's a ledger we can refer back to at the appropriate moment

When the revolution has kicked off?

This thread needs more context (hyperlinks)

I can’t remember how much I paid for it but the internet will.

doing rufty tufty stuff

This thread needs more context (hyperlinks)

This. They surely can't all be Dammit

Isn't this the dammit bullying thread?

cunts in Porches

OK

Something about golf?

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