Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

"Don't those golfers wear stupid clothes to play their sport?" say the people who dress up like novelty condoms on wheels.

Golf cart appreciation >>>>>>

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Is that a bike rack on the back?

Sick rims... Winter wheels?

Wheelie bars.

Stop talking. Your breath smells like Ping.

I once tried gold and had a respectable handicap of 18 after about 6 months of playing with my 'vintage' clubs. By vintage I mean £20 from a car boot sale clubs made of actual wood and i strongly suspect pig iron.
Thought i quite like this sport, i should have lessons. First lesson:
"Mr Compo do you know these are women's clubs and too small for you?"
went out and bought a cheapish set (not as cheap as the car boot specials) from t'interweb, never hit the ball straight again.
Gave up about a month later, stupid game.

I’ve just bought a two bed 1905 terrace house in East London, four original fireplaces, brick facade, patent slate roof tiles ( yep not original) all in good nick. Planing some changes though.

Sounds quite pleasant. I thought golfers were all mock Georgian mansions or Barratts, have things moved on?

Really not sure a small Victorian terrace is going to get members of the golf club excited. Not unless you bought the whole terrace as an investment through your Cayman registered shell company.

It's the LFGSS golf club bar though, mock Georgian mansions or Barratt homes are not to be boasted about on here!

(It was the four original fireplaces that got me and the exact construction date but yeah maybe I'm being a bit unfair).

Barratt homes

I actually turned my victorian house into one of these, cheap laminate and radiators all round!

Ah I have one a dem, can I join?

Dayum. That's more Cervelos than I've got.

Cervelo. The new currency of the future...

I tried Andromedas while in SF from a colleague. I bought them. For $600 it was a literal no brainer

Are they headphones? Why would you... Wait there's no point even asking, is there?

2nd appearance of that one I think.

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Don't know why you would bother with a cable groupset any more.

Perfect. Dibs all their 11 speed xtr

This is why I only buy Miele appliances, if you have to take out a second mortgage when you buy them then it's always worthwhile repairing.

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This thread is a place in which people gather to worship me.

Best thread ever.
Would recommend.