Musk is a cunt and Tesla are shit

Saw one of the new trucks on a lorry (in the US) surrounded by other tesla, forget the name but might as well save time and just call it the edgelord. gopping.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/jan/05/tesla-china-recall-autopilot

bloke with 9 shares sues tesla over musk's $56bn compensation package and wins case. judge rules musk has to forego his $56bn. he's borrowed money against that future compensation package. might go from richest man on earth to bankrupt because of a guy with 9 tesla shares.

nice ( but realistically unlikely )

Musk is a cunt.

and tesla's are shit.

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The cunt's never going to be poor but he's also never been close to being the richest person on earth. All of his worth is based on the massive over inflated value of tesla stock and cashing out at the right time (even though he said he'd be last person to cash out his stock)

If it all went tits up he'd just set up an actual cult.

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The future is here

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C27x4efMTBz/?igsh=dTJ3NTI2NTdxeDJl

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That's not the future. That's the end.

He's being investigated for securities fraud by the SEC

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https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1768127546309149175

Elon, who has been obsessively posting about black people being
violent for years now, is boosting a gore video to 170 million people
so he can paint black people as cannibals

He's also going massively in on replacement theory...whilst at the same time trying to claim that MSM is engaged in conspiracy theories and only Twitter can be trusted.

That's nothing new though. Hasn't he had about a dozen kids in "response" to that.

Saw two being driven. Both on PCH (only just though - just north of Dana Point!), while in SoCal in February.

Utter shite.

Also went in a friend's Tesla a few times while there - not at all impressed; makes the same noises my old MX5 used to make.

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Some text missing, mate?

TIL hitler’s birthday was on 4/20.

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So whistleblower raises issue and is sacked for 'unrelated' things: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg3q95ednqwo

And then Tesla recalls models for what sounds on the face of it like a very similar issue: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/apr/19/tesla-cybertruck-recall

I am not saying these things are linked at all, but hmmm...

Looks like two different issues, but a nice combination .. the accelerator footplate separates and jams in a full-throttle position, while the carpet rolls up and prevents you from braking. All they need now is the Ford Pinto's jamming doors.

Just come here to post about the Wankpanzer of speedy death.

Aren't Tesla doors already known to have problems with becoming jammed?

Is the cybertruck legal over here? I'd have thought it would be awful I'm crash tests given what it's made of - certainly it would be very dangerous to crash into.

Edit: to answer my own question, currently no

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Compelling theory for the Cybertruck orgin story.

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https://gizmodo.com/tesla-train-crash-fsd-autopilot-elon-musk-video-ohio-1851490746?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=dlvrit&utm_content=gizmodo

“I have owned my Tesla for less than a year, and within the last six months, it has twice attempted to drive directly into a passing train while in FSD mode,” a forum user identified as Craig Doty II from Camden, Ohio wrote on Sunday.

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