Musk is a cunt and Tesla are shit

Were you next door at St. Philip Neri?

Well, that checks out then!

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdurot/2022/12/12/elon-musk-starts-week-as-worlds-second-richest-person/

I suspect this got him right in the feels...

I like the idea that I can go vaguely mental on Twitter and not lose money and that shaved hamster looking cunt can’t afford that luxury

shaved hamster looking cunt

😂

181 billion

Fetch me the fucking guillotine

Let’s put some perspective on that wealth.

Musk could buy everyone in the world 5 pints every day for a month and still he’d have no friends.

There’s already been a load of VC funded neural implant tech that’s been abandoned leaving people with tech embedded in their nervous system that doesn’t work

https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete

Who can argue with this kind of astounding business acumen? https://twitter.com/aterkel/status/1602784292433760256

I look forward to some kind of spin on Gordon Ramsay's show, but rather than failing restaurants, Musk goes to big businesses and "makes them succeed" by sacking all the key staff and not paying any bills.

Isn't this just Trump's MO? Never pay bills, and bank on the expectation that creditors just give up.

Isn't this just the capitalist dream? Never pay bills, and bank on the expectation that creditors just give up.

Musk enjoying the world cup final with Jared Kushner

He’s going to attempt to buy a team within the next year isn’t he?

Well, that at least would be a domain where his batshit management style is less unusual.

It'll be the photo negative of Ted Lasso.

Think they met up to do swapsies on their trump nft's

Man Utd.

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Really jars with me how people refer to him as 'Elon', like he's a lovable mate who's just a bit wayward or a fictional character. In the process humanising him and diminishing the actual harm he's responsible for. Just like the 'Boris' thing.

Of all the things that sit around that man it’s people using his first name that troubles you?

I agree.

I also refer to him as 'Ellen' and it seems to annoy his stooges more.

You're seriously going to pretend that that's how you read that?

It’s more the way people use it, rather than using their first name.

Hey, look what li'l Elon's done now - what a goof!

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/dec/23/elon-musk-orders-twitter-to-remove-suicide-prevention-feature