Musk is a cunt and Tesla are shit

No chance I'd rent my car out to people I don't know. Having seen the state of 6-18 month old rental cars I think the value of your car will just plummet

Musk is perpetuating and / or creating demonstrably false allegations against Starmer which are now being repeated by the front bench of the opposition.

Buy Farage’s company for £100M, the Tories amplify the agenda for free - final nail in the coffin for Tory economic competence?

Thought I was on the Viz letters page for a sec

Perhaps I could rent my neighbour's car and park it where he is meant to, the cunt. A throw away the keys

It did sound a bit like that didn't it 😬🤮

Streeting, tell it like it is!

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He's getting more cunty every day. There ought to be people lining up to shoot him. Which is probably why he carries a child everywhere.

He’s a bit of a cunt, right?

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but don't worry, as the public enquiries commissioned by the previous govt are progressing well.

oh, wait....

With Musk’s rhetoric, I’d worry that one of his fanboys will attack/kill an MP

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7ve4m1q42vo

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Richest man in the world, but stud bedroom walls. Weird.

Bizarre fantasy life where he is sorting out intruders with an antique knife - when in reality his security would have shot them way before they got anywhere near his bedroom.

maybe it's for dealing with disappointed lovers?

Does he have lovers? I thought all his kids were IVF or surrogacy.

bizarre fantasy disappointed lovers, i guess.

as an aside - i just googled "musk personal security"; apparently he has "up to" 2o bodyguards and a personal medic on his payroll.

but the WW1 trench knife is there "just in case".

stud bedroom walls

Plywood is the standard material for "mansions" in the US. Breeze blocks and plywood. Tear the house down and build another as soon as the paint starts peeling.

as soon as the paint starts peeling

If you keep sticking trench knives in it, that'll happen quite quickly

Bizarre fantasy life

Is all he's living, now. If he just retreated into it, that would be fine; problem is, he's trying to force us all to live in it. Capitalism may be creating its own emperor, and he's Caligula.

Fucking nailed.

All that dick to swing and he carries on like fucken Gareth - has the world ever seen such a shit cunt.

I'm going to picture Gareth saying all his nonsense from now on. Gareth would be obsessed with space and Mars and self driving cars and crypto and brain implants. And he'd pretend to have invented things. And he'd have no sex life but lots of kids. He'd have got rich by chance, perhaps because he won bitcoins in a competition. He'd carry a kid around to attract ladies.

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^Chef's kiss fingers in case you can't see the emoticon

Oh hey, you could probably rack up millions of views busting out short AI vids of Musk as Gareth...

https://youtu.be/67QyPuT5jhw