Naan bread? Learn the Hindi language, people!

Grapefruit

Rosé wine

Síochána amach.

Oh my dayz. Did chortle

Most people call me "Mike", but once this lady called me "Michael". I just flew off the handle.

"LEARN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, WORM!" I screamed at her. "You've already conveyed enough lexical information in the first syllable of that utterance!"

She just looked confused, so I took a photocopy of Paul Grice's Studies in the Way of Words, folded it into a Milwall brick and struck her with it until her skull caved in. I started ripping off her lips with my teeth, snarling about conversational implicatures and spraying blood across the tiled floor of the nursery reception.

Some people!

"Mike"

funny names thread >>>>>>

"Mike! Mike!"

I like my naan bread to be a round circle.

Bet she says ‘chai tea’

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/dec/14/miss-usa-apologizes-mocking-fellow-competitors

Is the forum now called 'Londinium Fixed Gear And Single Speed' then?

I don't know what we'll call Bummers Hill from now on.....haven't names always changed and evolved?

It still bloze my mind that the Italians call Munich 'Monaco Di Baviera'.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/marks-spencer-biriyani-wrap-cultural-appropriation-m-s-a8753661.html%3famp

I prefer my content on its original domain, not in a wrapper
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/marks-spencer-biriyani-wrap-cultural-appropriation-m-s-a8753661.html

Almost two months and nobody trumped you?

Torpenhow hill

= Hillhillhill hill.

😢😂

I am sure Eoin doesen't say 'naan bread'

https://twitter.com/Saj_PakPassion/status/1150534904024899584

#rep

Mango what?

W6 cafe, 'Brackenbury Village' or back end of Hammersmith..

I might not be able to upload a photo for an unknown reason

Describe it in your own words.

Just try again--it often takes a few tries for some reason. Go into 'Upload a file' several times on the trot, click on your desired picture, and only then click 'Post reply'. That's how it works for me, anyway.

This should be it

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What's that Lassie? A whole well of it?

A tv series about a helpful dog.
Lassi is an Indian milk based drink with cool water and ice, comes in various forms.

The joke

You

Actually yogurt