The Mamnick Thread

Agreed. Thom’s fiction is from another planet.

That double space after 'HOW'....

as beautiful as possible

The irony of that "independent mind" quote when his worldview is just an amalgamation of YouTube videos

#rep amateur hour

...and rips off anyone and everyone

The poor lads just a product of his environment, apparently. The parallel between his views, his justification and the report are interesting/sad.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/oct/17/divided-britain-study-finds-huge-chasm-in-attitudes

Chapter 2 – Dick Stoodley P.I. gets his coat

Its 8pm and a light goes on in the house. Party time.

Dick gets out of the Mondeo, or the Mundane-o as he calls it, the perfect undercover vehicle. He eases the car door closed as silently as he can.

Dick’s a big unit, but is as silent as a ninja. Two hundred and forty nine pounds.......................... and ninety nine pence that ninja costume cost. It was made in England and worth every damn penny. Dick wished he’d brought that along tonight.

Dick says no to foreign. There were good reasons to buy a European or Jap car. The herd did, they’re everywhere. But there ain’t a shepherd been born could herd this Dick. Besides, Dick’s Dad didn’t come back from Dunkirk in WW2, no way in hell Dick is buying a German, Italian, Jap or French car.

A kid wheelies past deliberately close, close enough for Dick to smell the skunk he has somewhere on him. Damn kids. What is he, 14? Where’s his Ma? Sucking cock for rock on some street corner no doubt. Another victim in a town of lost souls. Can’t hate the kid, he ain’t got nothing. But Dick ain’t no babysitter. There’s plenty of women to do that. Not many folk prepared to do what Dick Stoodley does.

Dick had a mac like Columbo’s off the telly for 15 years. There’s always a Dick pressed up against a mac. Dick’s got so stained with blood and gravy it looked like a butchers apron. Dick bashed a lot of meat in those years, a normal man would have gone blind, seeing what Dick’s seen.

Dick’s boss, weasel Barry, was a short, fat man so spineless Dick was surprised he could walk. Barry told Dick the mac had to go, it was scaring folk. Barry had his uses. He took the referrals, he dealt with the clients face to face, he showed sympathy, he pretended to care. Dick would rather not do that. Its not that Dick was bad with people. Dick was Dick. Its just people seemed to struggle with that. Barry and the others, they don’t know what’s really going on. Reality is a bitch, too harsh for some.

So Dick has a new coat, a Hathersage jacket from Mamnick that his sister got him. She said “it had big pockets that might be useful for doing whatever the hell it is Dick did all day”. Hysterical woman. Dick didn’t like the jacket but was meeting her for an Indian later so felt obliged to wear it.

Its a bit orange for a start, and it only had a single button on it. What in holy hell is that all about. And its made of wool. An orange woollen cloak. In Rotherham. 10 minutes in this rain and it will be so heavy the wearer will be paralysed. ISIS must be behind this. Man’s gotta take a gay disability jacket into a gun fight. What a day.

Dick spits his Lammy & Butler into the gutter, the coal coloured water extinguishes the embers immediately, and its swept silently away into the darkness. Evil black water. Dick swishes his cloak and follows the butt down the road towards the house.

Dick didn’t get in. He’d been a dick online and sided with a wrong un, so they told him to fuck off. He’d never get invited to parties ever again. And they laughed at his new coat. Wankers.

Beautiful.
Can I request a Silence Of The Mams theme for the next instalment.

I've just read your post out to my friends I'm sat with in the pub (you know a few of them) and we are absolutely pissing ourselves!

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" everything about her ankles "

:) Thanks, it was them that provided such rich source material.

Not sure I've got the time, but another wet afternoon like today, who knows....

Harry Belafonte made a song about that jackass CEO, yomp and play:
https://youtu.be/-OAB3kpb2YM

Depressing thread

wow, this was a buckwild read.

All y'all saying this guy is just a clumsy clone of any bad-faith MAGA CHUD from over here are dead right. He's like some sort of poor man's Ben Shapiro.

^^^ Luci has either an alias, or competition.

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It was quite gripping and featured some unlikely twists, but I've come away feeling quite dirty and melancholy

It was a bit like The girl on a train

This made my day, well done.

Had a chat with someone today who it turns out is a bit alt-right (basically his gist was white men are oppressed by society). I suggested that seemed like bollocks. His reply was:

“It’s my opinion. It’s not my identity”.

What on earth does that mean?

What on flat earth does that meme?

FTFY

it means he's the sort of terminally un self-aware thicko that will happily piss on anyone for engaging in 'identity politics' (ie anyone that belongs to a minority that legitimately demands not to be treated like a cunt by white men) whilst simultaneously getting salty about how his 'kind' are the victim of some sort of non-existent oppression because let's face it, thats how these alt right fools go about garnering sympathy for their pitiful bullshit, with nary a whiff of irony.

He heard it from someone else and thinks it sounds clever. I assume it’s some kind of preemptive ‘my identity politics aren’t actually identity politics’ nonsense.

We need oppressing... look at all the bad shit we have done!

Dick was Dick. Its just people seemed to struggle with that.

I am glad someone understands :(

Seems quite tropical:

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/england-spain-fans-seville-nations-league-racism-football-lads-alliance-southgate-goals-a8587476.html

Mamnick: The Cyclists LADS! Alliance (Yomp! lol)