Would you ever pay to get your bike cleaned?

Is it possibly called top.washer-19?

I would gladly pay about a tenner for someone to strip and clean my bike and rebuild it.

Id pay up to 50 quid for someone to properly clean, no pressure washer, my bike. Especially after cross races.

I'll pay you 10 quid to wash me.

A bit of dirt never hurt.

Muc Off kit with cleaner, lubes and brushes £40 - £70. Excellent buy.

Perfect hour long break from the missus

Having spent way too many hours fully servicing my road bike at the weekend, paying someone to do even the most basic task is attractive to me right now.

...paying someone to do even the most basic task is attractive to me right now.

Fancy a wank?

His parts would never arrive..

this, although it doesn't always take them a full hour

Not me. I always knew our usernames were too similar!

ha!

living in a flat with no garden / garage etc I’m getting pretty fed up with using baby wipes. i’ve often wondered whether micycle would be worth a try but never got around to it.

someone I follow on instagram has just posted about a new service rideclean ....£25 / go ‘launching spring/summer 2018’

Is this what OP is getting at I wonder?

I can vouch that @JamesQGM visits the post office. The other one, who knows?

(Disclaimer: I bought some stuff off the other one and it turned up fine)

can't help but feel that rideclean sounds more like some kind of anti-doping initiative.

...or basic sexual hygiene.

Haha made me laugh out loud in restaurant ;)

does the service include a rim polish?

I hope you didn't spatter all over your dining partner.

Of course. And a quick buff of your helmet!

Baby wipes? Put your bike in the shower/bath. Get in with it if you want to save time in the mornings.

Haha. Having late lunch alone ;) so luckily no-one in spatt range

Quality afternoon lolz

I hope you don't use same tooth brush in morning to clean chain and teeth...

In short, no. I use baby wipes to keep the bike clean. Cost less than a pound per packet and cleaning your own bike allows you to monitor wear and tear etc