What Annoys you? (Research)

serial killer alert

Low flying silence of the lambs joke going straight over your head.

Some of us were following you from down in the pit.

"It skids the motion from its fixie."

People who should be using the normal barriers - because they aren't carrying anything - blocking up the one gate I can use because I've got a bike / am wheeling a massive suitcase / whatever is annoying because if you have to use that gate you can't just choose another one.

It's a bit like people who aren't disabled using the disabled loo when there's plenty of others going. Also annoying.

Rapha backpack

Gepäckträger.

I was 1 year old when that film came out

Women who wait until the cashier has finished scanning their items before getting their purses out.

Women who then have to put their cards back in the right place in their purse or coins or the receipt before them move out the way .

I do this sometimes, by mistake, or absent-mindedly. Good job I'm not an annoying woman!

Apparently you can now watch films from before you were born. Sceptical myself.

Only if they're Blade Runner

I suppose a bit like bus lanes - ok to use out of peak times.
(barriers - not necessarily disabled loos )

Catching a spoon under a running tap and getting a fountain of water all over yourself and the dry stuff.

Ah.

I recommend it heartily. Cracking film.

Shame you just missed it at the BFI.

Apparently you can now watch films from before you were born. Sceptical myself.

Did the people before really watch them if it wasn't in blu-ray?

Haha so much this

Self service machines designed without any consideration of anthropometrics or ergonomics.
Especially in Tesco.

Tru.

• People who think anyone other than them gives a shit about their children.
  
• People in inner London who drive their children to school.
  
• Children.
  
• Delivery drivers who can't find my address because the Post Office are all 'computer says no' about me modifying my PAF records to reflect the physical reality.
  
• That nobody with any power is actually talking about preventing Brexit.
  
• Modern British toilets with pathetic flushes.
  
• Michael Macintyre.
  

The PAF was never meant to be about physical reality, it was designed for the delivery of mail. You've gone and changed it and now they can't deliver your mail. Sounds like a bit of an own goal.

British toilets full stop. Japanese ones are way better.

Bullet points with holes in the middle.

People who abide by the velominati rules unironically.

Things that don't fit perfectly into other things.

Not sure why it offends my ears so much, but the sound of people whispering.

When people start an email with just your name and don’t put ‘hi’ or ‘hello’ first.

You misunderstand. I want to change it because nobody can find the place, but Royal Mail won't agree. Then there's the "centre of postcode" co-ordinates which are in the next street, despite the fact that the only people with that postcode are myself and my next-door neigbours

It's almost like they want to prevent anybody but themselves being able to find it. I wonder why that might be?