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Stop masturbating under table

Think that one was just you pal

Has nobody explained to @user80710 yet that of a night they lock hyde park just so the queen can ride around brakeless with no lights on.

I am not a troll

Citation needed.

Put your tie on

You lost me here.

The double standards of this forum appalls me. Do we have a pedal reflectors thread?

It's dangerous and illegal

Just fit 4 amber pedal reflectors. No excuses. No backchat. Just do it now.

It was never proven!

The brakeless community could win back some credit from drivers with a safety poster campaign showing smashed up faces with the banner IS THIS COOL?

Nah the drivers already have kill a cyclist and get fuck all.

We need more laws, more rules and more hugs.

You might also kill someone

What forums are you living in mostly? Can you tell us so we can go on and see if you're policing their attitudes and behaviours as keenly as you are here?

I'll also expect you to position yourself at any major junction and report drivers using their phones, jumping the lights etc with the same fastidiousness as you insert yourself into this forum's activities?

Or, you could also take the holier than thou dribblings elsewhere, as you've clearly nothing to contribute beyond standing in the corner with a face like a cleft arsehole.

You lost me here.

School uniforms.

For the cleft arsehole comment I wish we still had rep.

Skol uniforms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK7n1Q-fDeA