Tour De France 2018

It's like Zwift. Virtual turbo trainer that disappears once the clock hits 0/light turns green

I'm pretty sure that's not how a clutch works.

(insert handbag.jpg for extra lols)

hippy in reply to @mashton

I'm pretty sure that's not how a clutch works

You'd know more about massive diaphragms than I would.

Sucks to navigate all that furniture from 20 positions back

Disappointing lack of #armchairds action in here.

Sky should send Bernal off solo to make Giant work then despatch Froome to join him on the second climb.

engines

Don't they frown on those?

I'm assuming the now-unemployed F1 "pit girls" will be in attendance?

Someone tape Sexist Sagan's fingers together.

http://bigdiagram.com/

Just what is it that attracts so many pro cyclists to ultra low tax, mountainous principalities with tiny and just occasionally non-WADA compliant anti-doping authorities.

They did alright with the hay yesterday. The Tour definitely needs more farmers on the roads.

ultra low tax

Where do I sign?

http://ukip.org.uk

Hmmmmm. Maybe they need some track skills stages. Intermediate slalom, devil takes the hindmost classification, etc?

I like the completely pointless intermediate sprint today.

Devil Take the Hindmost up Alpe d'huez. A rider from the peleton eliminated at each hairpin. Dropped riders also eliminated.

I had a decent sleep last night.

A Tdf devil would be cool. Maybe we should just go straight to a Running Man style Tour though?

https://www.bikebiz.com/business/geraint-thomas-becomes-bioflow-ambassador

Marginal gains.

"patented "Central Reverse Polarity‟ magnotherapy technology"

Weren't these douchebags banned from selling this tat?

If this is the kind of shit Gertaint is putting his name to, I hope Froome wins now.

Biocashflow : http://inrng.com/2012/04/biocashflow-wristbands/

Ah, it was the Power Balance shite previously.

"In Australia it was ruled that consumers were mislead and were entitled to a full refund."

Bro are you spying on me? That was exactly what I had in mind.

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Like "The Long Walk"

Another of the Bachman Books

I feel sorry for those handlebars....

I think Lotto Jumbo and Movistar need to team up and immediately put pressure on Sky to isolate Thomas and Froome from the gun. They have strength in numbers in the first grids.