General Election June 2017

Exit polls are saying hung parliament. Labour snp Lib dem coalition. If that's a thing.

It's a typo. It's 18.

Just what is it with 138 'others'?

Ignore me, a fairly obvious typo on the Grauniad web-site. When will they ever learn? :)

Please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE form a coalition!!!!

I know SNP and Labour have bad blood from the past and present, but fuck me if Corbyn let them stop that now he can go fuck himself. There will be some issue though as LibDems will want a second referendum... but it will be like any country with coalitions, negotiating with each other instead of a constant slagging match only.

high five.

Cons can still command a majority with DUP though can't they?

No NI exit polls yet. I hope the DUP gets smarted as they always go with the Tories. But interest here was very low...

So ... at the last election, the (already surprising) exit poll underestimated Conservative seats by 22. It's not over yet.

Have a celebratory drink; Austerity is dead!

This

Tory 314
Lab, lib, snp, green 315?

Dutch satire site: Whatever happens, the result will be hilarious ;)

Exit poll means no more Poles headed to the exit?

I'm not counting my chickens.

I was talking about Poles you racist fuck, simmer down

That was quick:

Pound falls following exit poll

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/jun/08/general-election-results-2017-uk-live-labour-tories-corbyn-may-election-results-live-news-line?page=with:block-5939bdb1e4b0bdd87e2f4c1c#block-5939bdb1e4b0bdd87e2f4c1c

Sterling has just absolutely dumped itself over the past five minutes.

Amber Rudd in trouble would be fantastic

Osborne looks happy

There's way too much optimism in here.

Don't believe anything until the real numbers are in.

Haha Amber Rudd

lol

I was in Rye the other day and there was a huge Amber Rudd placard which had been de-faced. Clearly an early sign of her looming fate...

Kerching!