Boasting and bragging, the self-congratulating thread

Glen only has one n so you know for next time.

But Glenn has two Ns!

I can also spell the name Paul with great ease.

What's next A-Aron?

Meltdown at Geoff or Jeff

I know two ppl who spell Alan Alun.

But I don't know how to reply to the proper person.

Can any of your readers beat that?

My sister AND my sister-in-law both have boyfriends called Dan.

You couldn't make it up!

Is it the same guy?

Is your name Dan?

It's two different guys. One spells his name Dann, actually.

My name's Fizzy.

i just made cheese on toast with added tomatoes.

true.

I've eaten 14 Ferrero Rocher today. I'm sort of/not proud and Type 2.

I can suck my own cock

It does get difficult to breathe though doesn't it?

Just because you can be a total cock, sucking your thumb doesn't count.

Did you send them both Christmas cards with "To Dann" in and only one of them corrected you?

I've never been corrected on how to spell a name. Never been necessary.

Ken
Tom
Dot

Etc.

Can you do Colin?

C*lin is a 50p surcharge.

Nameist.

Got a call at 0600 this morning to offer an AOG courier job to Munich. I will have New Year's Eve there and miss the purgatory of my dog and fireworks. Wins all round except for Mrs Savage.

Are you more like RED or New Tricks?

We are preparing to batten down the hatches for NYE and to try to stop our little bitch from shaking with fear during the fireworks, it is not much fun as she flinches, whimpers and clings to us for scant comfort.

Hi guys! Just done my annual end of year anus audit and counted 1 - a full complement!

Here's to maintaining a steady number of ani into 2017 and beyond.

constable - could i ask for more info on that job you are doing