Tour de France 2017

INCREDIBLE!

Amey?

bring back whatshisface from two years ago
at least he looked like he wasn't taking life too seriously

echelons = splits

What kinda weirdo moves from hoods to drops one hand at a time.

Tour de Fred or whatever

... The guy with a 135g watch on.

^ ha

Id rather sellotape dura ace BBs on each wrist.

That proform advert - yep will do cardio work in suit and tie.

OK, let's start early - Anyone up for a relaxed Wednesday afternoon this week watching Le Tour? https://www.lfgss.com/events/3143/

I am guessing the "actor" said he could ride a bike but had never ridden clipped in and was shitting himself.

Bring back Festina adverts. So wooshy

Maaa-ree-daaa!
(Merida)

Moar Baeik

I think I move my hands one at a time.

I'll check next time I'm riding.

Looks like Surrey.

What kind of weirdo are you? ...asking for a friend...

The guy on the front of the break with the yellow target helmet (direct energie?) just did it too.

Go on de Gendt!

Trek rider also just did it. Think it's perfectly normal

Yeh, so is clapping with one hand.

Caller:

I was working in the Pemberton Mill in Lawrence, Massachusetts on January 10th 1860. Just before 5p.m. on a Tuesday afternoon, the mill buckled, then collapsed with an almighty crash.

Dozens were killed instantly and more than six hundred workers, many of them women and children, were trapped in the twisted ruins. When the winter sun set, rescuers built bonfires to illuminate their efforts, revealing "faces crushed beyond recognition, open wounds in which the bones showed through a paste of dried blood, brick dust, and shredded clothing."

Around 9.30p.m., with many people still trapped in the twisted wreck of the factory, someone accidentally knocked over an oil lantern. Flames raced across the cotton waste and splintered wood — some of it soaked with oil. One trapped man cut his own throat rather than be consumed by the approaching flames; he was rescued, but died from his other injuries. As the fire grew, rescuers, physicians, families of the trapped victims, and spectators were all driven back by the conflagration. The screams coming from the ruins were soon silenced, leaving rescuers to eventually discover only the burned, smoldering remains of “brick, mortar and human bones … promiscuously mingled”...

Cheerful call centre agent:

Ooh dear that's not what you want when you go to work in the morning is it!

I'm going to put you through to one of our specialist industrial accident solicitors who will be able to help, OK?

Sagan you beast!! He can unclip and still win!! Cheeky! 🤣

Sagan unclips on final sprint and still wins. Great effort!