Tour de France 2017

Greipel needs to stop getting boxed in

I don't dislike Kittel but I just feel a load of meh when he wins. I think it's because when I see him I see Iceman from Top Gun.

Kittel is looking lean and like he's been through some life. And less like an action man figure. Glad he's well and on form, also good to see Cav thereabouts.

I find the nickname 'Froomey' so fucking retarded I typed a haiku into my phone during that stage.

Not 'Mr Froomey' No
You are not in sixth form now
Froome shake shake the room

Better than Froomedog or whatever shit that was.

Ahem it's Froomedaaawg according to the kids

Just showed my girlfriend that . Could be sports photo of the year until he gets arrested with a can of oil and a camera.

Lol at the sponsor banner in the background

And thats why you should ride with gloves

#accidentalrenaissance

I love the perfectly straight FDJ leg in the background.

I didn't realise GT went down as well.

First rule of the peloton - stay as far as possible from Geraint Thomas as he is bound to be in a crash.

Is that Laurens Ten Dam at the back of the shot?

Michael Matthews I think.

No, in the Sunweb kit...

So when's the forum group watch(es) at Hex?

This Wednesday? Mountain finish - Vittel – La Planche des Belles Filles

Next Thursday? Mountains - Pau – Peyragudes

Wednesday 19th? Mountains (Croix de Fer, Telegraph, Galibier), descent to finish La Mure – Serre Chevalier

Thursday 20th? More mountains, mountaintop finish - Briançon – Col d’Izoard

All of the above?

^^Mathews rides for Sunweb now.

Sweet Jesus that one passed me by!

Well the reason I pointed it out is because however he was, I kept mistaking him for Cav.

Great idea, I'd be in for the 19th or the 20th.

A bit of unwanted insight into Luke Durbridge's injury and withdrawal today (which, when you write it, combined with the word withdrawal, sounds quite smutty):

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dSILoDXdyxI

"Every time I pedal it keeps popping out"

Absolutely grim, and fair play to him for at least trying to continue.

That photo is astonishing

It's by Chris Auld.

Why would he even lean? Do u even lufuguss, bro?