Tour de France 2017

Juan makes it look easy.

That's going to hurt.

I'd be calling a taxi.

Even Mickey Mouse coudn't make it.

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Kwiato watch = 55km

C'mon Carlos!

Sweaty Betty's cracked...

What's going on with Contador?

Pantano's gone too

Unclipped and fell heavily on his left knee. Dunno what's happened since

"Kwiatkofski kaput"
Even I know what that means.

Amazing effort from him!

The break look like they've broken themselves to a man.

Yeah, so many riders look completely fucked.

There was an interview with him on Eurosport, but no idea if he's still going or not.

Porte should show he's stronger than Sky and graciously go to their team car to get bottles for them

Sean Kelly really getting us excited by saying the final climb might be a damp fart of a finish after all.

Cheers Sean. Really adding to the viewing experience there. Great pathos.

Just home.

What big things have I missed?

Thomas out with a broken collarbone. Race is spread over 30 kms on the road.

Wallopin' Gallopin crecked

Wut? Froome?

Ha! Froome's on course for another run!

Froome to try attacking over the top of the climb a la this time last year?

Froome's got a problem

Damn. He does like a crash. Sucks for him.

Big loss for the team too.

Aru has just turned on the turbo. Gallopin was up front but is now fourth. Barguil, Bakelants and Mollema ahead of him.

Edit: fifth now, Benoot ahead too.

Bike change?