EC1 Collective

Hopefully not including the alleged child sexual assault.

To me, the ethos of EC1 is exactly like @NurseHolliday says.

They took the thing about "high net worth individuals" off the page because it made them look like snobs, but did nothing concrete to change the fact that it's a rich boy's dick-waving club.

I have a very small penis, so wouldn't make much sense waving it about on a ride.

We all suffer the little chap tucking himself away a bit after a while in the saddle. Nothing to be ashamed of.

I was thinking of starting a thread about it.

Post ride prawn-in-a-nest-havers anonymous.

I have a very small penis

What's your EC1 approved nickname? I'll christen you Mandingo.
Fair play for owning up and answering questions though. Definitely not for me and I'd imagine I'm your prime demographic. All of the real deal that I work with are far too busy working to ride bikes. Must be full of middle office types.

How about a 'things of which we do not speak' thread.

Poo on the chamois.

Not understanding the whole club ride hand signals thing.

Etc

I genuinely don't think it's possible for me to drink more coffee than I already do.

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Ride bikes??

I'm to busy riding the gravy train. Ch,000,000 ch,000,000 motherfuckers.

Bubbles with single dimensional people/views

Exactly as that'd be terrible. Imagine a place like that but with the opposite view + outlook. All remoaner, pseudo anti-capitalist craft-beard cunts, bashing tories and sneering at anyone in a suit...

Is that Jimmy Savile's haul?

That's why we have our rides over the weekend. I'm too busy building brands and crafting communication strategies that resonate with Millenials during the week. Cock plastic surgery won't pay for itself!

Actually as a keen male cyclist who worked in the media, Sir Jimmy would have made the perfect member for EC1.

He had shit fashion sense too.

I already do... maybe I should get in touch

I see this thread toping the general threads too much... le sigh. Let them do as many Ride London as they want and can we get back to Disc Brakes Are Dead ?

Amen

Is the "disc brakes are dead" bike dead or alive?

Or are your attentions now focused on your commuter 29er?

4th result for EC1 Collective on google now

The spirit of Foffa truly lives on

now 3rd (woohoohomer.jpg)

EC1: she just goes!
Rich exclusive white male gets gifts for free from other people giving free gifts with money for Porsche Boxters and Audi TTs
Timed-Trials for golf
golf sale and bespoke socks in black towns
We here in the Square Mile are data driven.

@PhilDAS and @Ricochet did you log out of your Google accounts? It'll put this thread higher because it knows it's relevant to you (or something).