US Politics

Great quote. I found the source. It's hilarious, brutal, and definitely worth a read.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/fbi-raid-on-michael-cohen-is-the-most-dangerous-day-of-donald-trumps-life

Childishly entertaining thread on an impressively ironic Tweet by Cambridge Analytica

https://twitter.com/CamAnalytica/status/983768656982302720

Oh fuck

Out of his mind. At least I don't have to worry about my future anymore, the entire world will be a nuclear wasteland if he doesn't get impeached soon.

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this is just to stop people talking about his OTHER relations with russia. it'll be fine.
Heads to bunker

Latest one:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/984032798821568513

Stop the arms race?

THANK FUCK FOR THAT. Someone finally asks if we can just stop the arms race.

#whydidntobamathinkofthat

"No Collusion or Obstruction (other than I fight back), so now they do the Unthinkable, and RAID a lawyers office for information! BAD!"

Uhm...

https://twitter.com/davidschneider/status/984041739496411137?s=20

James Comey's book is out next week and he's done a promo interview with ABC being broadcast Sunday.

Popcorn futures are soaring.

There is always a tweet

I just hope a large conflict is avoided. The two most powerful forces in the world at the moment (bar China?) controlled by authoritarian madmen. This is a fucked up timeline.

This can't go on can it? It seems like the wheels are well and truly coming off...

One minute threatening hellfire, the next suggesting a stop to the arms race.

Did someone just DM him a clip of him getting pissed on?

Repost this every month for the next 7 years

This is ace;

https://www.themaven.net/theresurgent/erick-erickson/a-congressman-s-profanity-laced-tirade-in-a-safeway-grocery-store-SeHI2l5bIECGQn4gmnzGaw/?full=1

Especially this bit;

"He wakes up in the morning, shits all over Twitter, shits all over us, shits all over his staff, then hits golf balls. Fuck him."

Russia:

“We do not participate in Twitter diplomacy,” Peskov was quoted as saying by Interfax. “We support Facebook."

HA!

Amazing...

Cheeto face is not fit to run the hotel chain that bears his name LOL

While TIHLV [Trump International Hotel Las Vegas] does not wish to deprive itself of the services of potentially valuable Associates by establishing a policy excluding the employment of relatives, it must be acknowledged, that such employment can result in the appearance of a conflict of interest, collusion, favoritism, and other undesirable work environment conditions...

https://boingboing.net/2018/04/09/shithole-employer.html

Comey: Trump asked me to investigate ‘pee tape’ to reassure Melania

https://nypost.com/2018/04/12/comey-trump-asked-me-to-investigate-pee-tape-to-reassure-melania/

And some more gossip...

https://medium.com/@allanishac/former-maid-discloses-bizarre-trump-fetishes-and-sexual-fixations-f218aaa2e139

The last one is a spoof though

Full disclosure: I stayed there a few years ago. Beds not damp as far as I recall

Some details on the Comey book

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/james-comeys-memoir-trump-fixates-on-proving-lewd-dossier-allegations-false/2018/04/12/64493866-3ce2-11e8-974f-aacd97698cef_story.html

Has some entertaining passages, and some good trolling:

“His face appeared slightly orange,” Comey writes, “with bright white
half-moons under his eyes where I assumed he placed small tanning
goggles, and impressively coifed, bright blond hair, which upon close
inspection looked to be all his.”

“As he extended his hand,” Comey adds, “I made a mental note to check
its size. It was smaller than mine, but did not seem unusually so.”

Moar Michael Cohen LULZ

Do you think he was subtle enough with the Mob, Mafia, Cosa Nostra,‘amica nostra, family boss and made man references?