Euro 2016

Ha, same. The funny thing was, at the beginning of that first game I was thinking, maybe I've always been a bit harsh on him. Maybe he's not such a knob. Fast forward 90 minutes... Nope, he is.

He might have the biggest heart in the game (after Lord Sir David of Beckingham and all the stuff he does for the NSPCC etc), but he's still a monumental bell whiff.

I was just thinking back to the reaction after the penalty against Atletico in the CL final, and you're right, total bell-end.

Yep he didn't help himself there.

I can understand the passion thing, but there's no humility about the man and he's got an ego the size of a planet.

One gets the impression that if he could suck himself off, he would.

That isn't hair gel...

If that could happen, this thread and the football thread would be pretty quiet.

With apologies to bill hicks.

It possible I would never have found the internet...or the door out of my teenage bedroom

"There's something about Cristiano"

Yeah, he's a massive cunt. Not a big a cunt as anyone who shares Britain First posts on Facebook, but a massive cunt nonetheless.

Witsel to Everton

BBC sticking it to CR7

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36569603

Did he play better in belgiums second game than he did in the first?

yes. lots better

His second goal made him look like a man unsure of his first touch.

that was Lukaku not Witsel, and kind of understandable seeing he forgot how to play football in the opening game

Charming ...

https://t.co/redirect?url=https%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2FliLMaAPhaM%3Fcn%3DZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%253D%253D&t=1&cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D&sig=528b8a7e952fa75df364d219bf886c26967a7a2c&iid=e0e95bb72a4546e1809bb7f3612f33d4&uid=3136251670&nid=244+292

They did forget that air shot he did in the first match when clean through but good work overall

It appears that BBC have spunked all of their budget on the main studio and Albania v Romania on BBC 4 is being broadcast from a shed somewhere.

Every car wash from St Ives to Peterhead will have clocked off early for that

Dull game this Switzerland v France

I love watching Coman. Can't help thinking he is the player we want Sterlong to be. Unlike most modern wide players, he can actually cross the ball.

Anyone else always think Jonathan Pearce is going to start going on about Sgt Bash when he gets excited

This exactly!

Lovely. I wonder how many of those chances Messi and Suarez would have taken.

Are Ingerlund out yet?