Katie Hopkins

I hope she runs barefoot to answer a tweet only to tread on the upturned plug of her phone charger.

I don't generally wish pain on anyone, but fuck me that's one of the most painful things in the known world.

she's got something wrong with her brain ... literally

http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/katie-hopkins-reveals-results-of-her-latest-brain-surgery-in-hospital-bed-selfie-a3208011.html

nice bit of karma ... do you reckon she'll die ?

Try playmobil, it was the first time I heard my dad swear.

Too far! whimper

I hope that in a rare moment of reflection and introspection, she recalls some of the things that she has said or written, and experiences some degree of shame and regret.

And then dies from sepsis.

Her husband did her brain surgery.

The scary part of that is there is a brain surgeon out there who decided to marry her.

I hope that when trying to exit the carpark at BHX she finds that the slot to put her ticket into is just too far away to reach through the window, that there are three cars behind her and the kerb height prevents her from opening her door to get out and put the card in that way. And that the car behind her has a shouty shell suited family returning from Ibiza yelling abuse at slowing them up.

I hope that when she is next reading a book she opens it too far and the glue breaks so some pages fall out and then her book mark falls out so she loses her place.

I hope her headphones get tangled and slightly delay her leaving the house in the morning.

I hope that when she puts away the subbuteo champions league edition cloth pitch, accidentally crushes C Ronaldo under one knee and stabbed other knee with a lost upturn drawing pin..

This happened to you, didn't it?

I hope she trims a couple of her fingernails a little too short, and is reminded by the annoying pain when typing on a keyboard.

This thread has now made my day.

It was such a shame that when they operated on her brain nobody thought to attach it to her mouth.

I hope that she accidentally leaves the butter in the fridge and then its too hard to spread making a mess of her sandwich.

(Not a euph)

Hopefully her kids, once they grow up and realise what she is will disown her and sever all contact.

I hope her housemates eat all her cheese

I hope she mistakes a glory hole for a peep hole.

Yes in 1974 pre champions league, replace C Ronaldo with Frank Stapleton.

I hope she realises that the migrants are running away from exactly these people.

(Am I doing it right?)

C'mon, his own private surgery puppet which no one cares about if he fuckd up? Smart move.

I hope she sees a gold coloured coin on the ground and believing it is a one pound coin bends down to pick it up. As she herniates a lower lumber disc she realises the coin is in fact an immigrant one Euro.

Great thread, would read again. 2/10

I hope she tries to pull a sticker off her passport and it rips leaving a messy half still on

Dontgetit