Katie Hopkins

I have google now to remind me, the wonders of technology!

Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.
Cock off you dullard.

And ... ignore.

Ahhhh.

That's better.

Oh wow, there's offensive and then there's stuff even I wouldn't say, poor @mashton.

Why is it offensive to say the truth?

Bad argument is best argument!

So tempted to unignore so I can see what he said.

Lols.

And back on ignore.

Why? You don't have a fucking argument, other than you don't fucking like me.

Do you guys really think this is how conversations work, you only listen to people you like?

Reminds me of this

http://youtu.be/rYFQZFL0yoo

I hope she breaks a wisdom tooth on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

Woop woop! And we're back on track...

I hope, while out riding her bike, she stops at a red light. When setting off at green she, sort of, misses the pedal and does a weird dance-type thing. To the great amusement of those in cars behind.

I hope she goes out for an unusually long ride, stops for a bite to eat, then sets off again, feels a bit uncomfortable, farts like a demon, feels good, then wants to fart again but is suddenly aware that she might shit her keks and spends the rest of her ride wanting to loose one off but being really insecure if she might have already shit herself.

I hope she accidentally closes a browser tab when trying to select it.

I hope she goes to fill up her car and forgets which side the filler cap is on. The pump will just stretch over but the petrol will only come out if she tickles the trigger and it takes ages.

I hope she realises her life isn't worth living anymore, tries to commit suicide but dramatically fails, resulting in having to live the rest of her life in a vegetative state and open to mockery from this here site

Tad harsh

I hope she gets stick in a lift,
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with @lucas.

I hope the person in front of her at Pret gets a free coffee.

I hope she buys a ticket for ATP festival and it gets cancelled.

I hope she finds a great deal on an iPhone 5s 6gb 24 month contract and really enjoys using it and then Apple release the new iOS 10 which she immediately upgrades to and then finds, increasingly, that her phone is slower and slower and that the interface, while offering new features, has such declining performance that her iPhone becomes more of a source of irritation than ease even though it still generally works, and is in principle great, but still far more frustrating than it should be considering how much she'd like to use it. And it's basically brand new but it's like this is phone experience for around 22 more months.

Ouch

Fess up, this happened to you didn't?

Haha no but it happens to anyone who thinks they can get their money's worth from a 650 billion dollar company that spends probably half its time Imagineering around the phrase 'planned obsolescence'. Never upgrade to the new iOS people, it's a ruse.