Katie Hopkins

I hope Jim paints all the scenarios in this thread.

I hope she goes shopping and picks up a 3 for 2 deal on müller rice, the deal ended 2 days ago, but Asda left the sticker on the shelf, when she got the she was charged for all 3.

I hope the ringpull breaks on her can of Special Brew.

I hope she wakes up thinking it's a Saturday.

I hope she sends and important and timely email just as her wifi connection cuts out only to realise hours later that it's still in her outbox.

I hope she gets a phone call at 3:15 pm on a Friday telling her she's to be in a meeting on Tuesday. The purpose of that meeting is to discuss "issues", and is left wondering what she's fucked up all weekend and on Monday feels really paranoid about which colleague grassed her up to the boss man.

I hope she inadvertantly buys smooth peanut butter instead of crunchy.

I hope she gets a spot on the day she has to renew her passport photo.

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I hope she bumps in to an ex and momentarily fantasises about leaving her family for them.

I hope she leaves her keys at home and realises when she's at work.

24hr locksmiths ain't cheap.

I hope she doesn't get a USB cable in first time, second time she turns it around and still it won't go in, third time she turns it back around and she still can't get it in, then she realises she is trying to put it in the LAN port

I hope her child casually announces at the dinner table that she thinks being named after a country is stupid and she want to be called Khloe, with umlauts, from now on.

I hope that she arranges a long overdue family get together at a popular restaurant only to be told upon arrival that they will need the table back in 90 minutes.

I hope she pays for her parking, forgets which level she parked on and spends so long looking that her ticket has become invalid once she reaches the exit barriers.

I hope ASDA shopping delivery substitutes her white toilet roll with peach toilet roll

I hope she buys a packet of Quality Street and it's filled with only the strawberry and orange sweets.

I hope her Zizzi voucher code doesn't work when paying the bill.

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I hope she orders a pullout tap for next day delivery only for the swivel version to be delivered, delaying installation of her kitchen ahead of easter weekend...

I hope she books Friday off work but forgets to turn her 5:58 alarm off and gets woken up early.

I hope my bike ride is as fun as reading this thread.

I hope she needs a poo minutes after just having a shower.

I hope she leaves it too late to purchase a 2017 diary