EU referendum, brexit and the aftermath

Oh good. An extra £325 if you fancy taking a laptop or camera out the country. And you get to hear 'carnet' mispronounced by idiots.

https://twitter.com/sharonodea/status/1180034038796623873?s=19

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personal effects and sports goods

Luggage & bikes?

Presumably, yes. But y'know... blue passports, so...

Sunlit Uplands too don't forget. And Kippers.

Did the guy manage to shit in the bottle or just give up after a brave attempt?

This is also what I want to know. There's some analogy to Brexit planning here.

Technically, yes. He managed to get some shit in the bottle. There was more shit out of the bottle though. He didn't take into account the possibility that a) his shit might not be the firmest and b) he might fart while taking said shit.

Good to know, thank you.

At least he didn’t lie to The Queen.

He didn't take into account the possibility...

Great that he could take some feedback out of the exercise for the next attempt

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-49863444

Assistance dog users in Northern Ireland could face a trip across the Irish Sea to bring their animals into the Republic of Ireland in the event of a no-deal Brexit.

Stormont's Department for Agriculture, Environment, and Rural Affairs (DAERA) has said pets would have to enter the Republic through approved entry points.

The ports at Cork and Rosslare are the only approved sea points of entry.

FFS. And I want to visit my family during brexit week better not bring any laptop, tablet, bring my blue PR card...

This just invites further questions.
I don't think I want to ask them

What on earth were you guys getting up to when you were sixteen if you weren't putting milk bottles up your arses?

I was drunk almost the entire time, as it happens, but somehow that never led to self anal-lactics.

Most people that age are very up their own arse and don't need a bottle for company.

What on earth were you guys getting up to when you were sixteen if you weren't putting milk bottles up your arses?

Not putting milk bottles up my arse for one.

Vomiting in kettles and then turning them on.

Shaving a single eyebrow off when someone was in a drunken stupor.

Pushing a cigarette butt into the butter then covering over the hole.

Covering their hand in shaving foam then tickling their nose.

Putting bicarbonate of soda in the gravy granules.

Cow tipping

You guys really need some hobbies.

It's getting flipping messianic:

Putting Deep Heat on people's faces after they'd passed out and waiting for them to rub it in.

callously murdering a sex worker and burying their corpse in a layby.

wait... what?