Tour de France 2016

Don't pretend that you get ALL of Kylie's lyrics right, all the time...

Oh God, Hippy's woken up

We should be ok, no Australians won

That was his swanny, who's job it is to get rid of the drug residue in the bottle.

I was at the Track Worlds with hippy when Aussies did good... it was an ugly sight ;)

Just rode out to the tt, it's pretty windy out

Fuckin check out data roaming lad up in here. You don't have to be so brazen about your wealth, you know!

Unless you have a French SIM, in which case I take it all back.

Or any of the UK mobile providers who allow you to use your normal data allowance when abroad.

Is there any suggestion that wind direction might change or worsen before Froome sets off?

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Fuck the EU and the end of £300 holiday phone bills.

Tony Martin is 27 seconds down on Jerome Coppel with not a lot left.

Commentators are saying that this is because he's saving it for the latter part of the course. Surely that's too much to make up though. Why isn't he smashing it? Too hilly?

Ironically the EU is clamping down hard on roaming fees

Forget the irony, I was being sarcastic.

Ooops. As you were then

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Also in the pub.

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Wow. Tom Dumoulin passing riders like it's no biggie, gobbling them up for lunch

Tommy Windmills ftw

It would be great if he rode for WyndyMilla.

I mean, it wouldn't be, because it would be a massive step down from a pro team, but it would be good because his team name would also be windmill-themed.

Martin's TT has been pretty ropey for a while now. A quick glance at his palmares shows he hasn't won a ITT since 2014, apart from at the Nationals

Dumoulin has taken the lead for 1m31s.

Bloody hell