Unplanned things that happen to expensive cars

That's not real, surely. It looks like a bad photoshop

Thanks, but srsly it's flocking real.

tricked out in FLOCK with gold trim

By Christ, that looks shit.

I had some brothel creepers a bit like that in 1973.

Awkward body language from that couple, but then I suppose if you don't want to draw attention why drive around in a velour car?

Maybe they were put to shame by my blingy whip: fairly grotty early nineties 521ST tourer, with nice lighting and 7sp triple, loaded with five of Carradice's finest bags. Not stuck in traffic.

Must be really convenient when it gets birdshit on it.

Look, its an actual thing! More than one person has decided that this is a good idea...
http://www.velvet-cars.com

How the fuck do you clean it? That's just... it's more than daft. It's beyond weird. I mean.... what?
It's all a bit Russian carpet wall.

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What an epic piece of shit that car is.

The Merc?

How the fuck do you clean it?

You throw it away and buy a new one.

Obvs.

Hahaaa lol #wouldrep etc

Thanks for doing further research on that. If only to help me prove I didn't photoshop it.

They can't even spell 'gallery'

Holy shit that website is hilarious, such wonky engrish.

this

applied on the body of any prestigious car, scooter and motorcycle.

... made me wonder about doing a bike. So tempted.

I've gone from hating it to loving it in one ironic day.

@lolabelle did hers years ago. It was cool on a bike, but I only allowed myself to experience it once for fear of being accused of being a stroker.

made me wonder about doing a bike

Prove it is prestigious or your bike is not being wrapped.

Yeah, now you mention it that rings a bell. /notaeuph

How does my shitty early nineties seven speed tourer sound?

Sounds like proof to me.

No such thing as a shitty early nineties seven speed tourer.

Naturalment the merc. Whole new level of twunt.

I guess if you do that to a car, you're always going to be happier sat in traffic in Knightsbridge as opposed to somewhere on the South Circular.